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July 2, 2008


There’s a recent trend in the
United States; more and more people are taking classes to learn this.


ANSWER: Etiquette!





July 1, 2008

A shortage of these could mean higher food prices.

ANSWER: Bees. Source: Anchorage Daily News, Friday 6/27. There’s been a mysterious decline in honey bees, and no bees mean no crops. Bee polination is responsible for 15 billion annually in crop value. Beekeepers have lost 36% of their colonies and they’re not sure why!




June 30, 2008

According to a recent study, this is the most common reason women suffer from back and neck pain.


ANSWER: Carrying a heavy purse!





June 27, 2008


More than half of all women and 10% of men keep this hidden.


ANSWER:  Their natural hair color!


June 26, 2008




About 20% of Americans have never done this common task while others do it NUMEROUS times per day.


ANSWER:  Send an email.




June 25, 2008


Of the Americans that got married in 2007, 7 out of 10 them say this is one of the reasons they got hitched!


ANSWER: Health benefits!





June 23, 2008


This happens to the average person 4 times a week.


ANSWER:  Their computer freezes!





June 20, 2008


According to an online poll from Parenting magazine, this is the food most craved by pregnant women.


ANSWER:  Nachos!





June 19, 2008


The average woman does this 17 times before getting married.


ANSWER:  She kisses 17 different guys.  The average guy smooches 24 girls before tying the knot.






June 18, 2008


Over 60% of women don't like doing this but still do it at least once per week.


ANSWER: Hop up on the scale and see how much they weigh.





June 17, 2008


According to a recent survey, one out of four Americans will do this, this summer.


ANSWER: Check the e-mail while on vacation.





June 16, 2008


This is the biggest selling item at the Wal*Mart!


ANSWER: Bananas!






June 13, 2008


If you’re worried about your luggage being stolen when you travel, this little trick will help to keep your things safe.


ANSWER: Use ugly bags.





June 12, 2008


About 15 office workers out of 100, do this at least once a week.


ANSWER: Buy lunch from the vending machine.





June 11, 2008


According to a recent survey, only 30% of American adults have visited at least 10 of these.


ANSWER:
U.S. States.





June 10, 2008


Americans will do this 818 times a second between NOW and Labor Day.


ANSWER: Eat a hot dog!





June 9, 2008


Almost half of the women in the world cannot instantly recognize this!


ANSWER:  Their left hand from their right.






June 6, 2008


Researchers say that men who are skilled at this are actually less committed and less happy in relationships.


ANSWER:  If they're well-spoken and articulate it can mean they're not relationship material.   (It's not good if they can talk good!)





June 5, 2008


More than half of Americans think we should get rid of this.


ANSWER: The penny!





June 4, 2008


The average driver will do this nine times in their life.


ANSWER: Lock themselves out of their vehicle!



June 3, 2008


In a recent survey, this unlikely “job” paid on average more per hour than construction.


ANSWER: Panhandling!





June 2, 2008


In the
United States, 20 million Americans do not have this in their home.


ANSWER: Internet access!





May 30, 2008


We found out from a recent survey of parents that 70% of them allow their kids to do this on vacation but won't allow them to do this at home.


ANSWER: Jump on the bed!






May 29, 2008


Women do this more than men by an overwhelming 77%!


ANSWER: They smile.





May 28, 2008


According to a
Duke University study, optimists have more of THIS than do pessimists.


ANSWER: Money saved for that "rainy day!"





May 27, 2008


37% of us have done this at least once while driving.


ANSWER: Picked up a hitchhiker.





May 23, 2008


According to a recent survey, 75% of American Adults use at least one of these everyday.


ANSWER: A swear word!





May 22, 2008


78% of women say they won't get "romantic" with a guy for THIS reason.


ANSWER: She hasn't shaved her legs!






May 21, 2008


According to a recent survey, 70% of women said any self-respecting man should be able to do this.
 

ANSWER: Parallel Park!





May 20, 2008


A recent study shows that the more of this you have...apparently, the more intelligent you tend to be.


ANSWER: Body Hair!






May 19, 2008


6 out of 10 of us can’t get through a workday without doing this.


ANSWER: Play the solitaire on the computer.





May 16, 2008


40% of men believe that this is no place for a woman. 29% of women disagree.


ANSWER: Behind the lawn mower!




May 15, 2008


12% of men have cooked this for a woman on a first date.


ANSWER: A frozen dinner.





May 14, 2008


Are you average?  If you are, you will have one of these twice a month.


ANSWER: A nightmare.





May 13, 2008


Research has shown that this word makes us happy, but not when someone else says it.


ANSWER: BINGO!





May 12, 2008


Although the logic is debatable, 7 out of 10 of us obey this rule.


ANSWER: The 5 Second Rule!





May 9, 2008


According to a recent survey teens ages 13-17 listed the top ten things they would want if stranded on a desert island and this was number 10.


ANSWER: Their mom!





May 8, 2008


13% of Americans say they would do this if they knew they wouldn't get caught.


ANSWER: Steal the cable television.





May 7, 2008


According to a recent survey, you'll find THIS on a man's desk more often than you’ll find this on a woman's.


ANSWER: Their Feet!





May 6, 2008


22% of men will do this while getting ready for work in the morning.


ANSWER: Leave a glob of toothpaste in the sink.





May 5, 2008


The average age of this item found in your house is 2.7 years old.


ANSWER: A bottle of Salad Dressing!





May 2, 2008


According to a recent study, this stimulates your brain even more than coffee.


ANSWER: An Apple!





May 1, 2008


The average woman will receive just about 100 of these in her lifetime.


ANSWER: Bouquets of flowers!






April 30, 2008


While many more of these are purchased every year here in the
United States, about 9,000 of them never get used.


ANSWER: Marriage Licenses.





April 29, 2008


This happens worldwide at 3,500 times a second.


ANSWER: A picture is taken!






April 28, 2008


For the first time in recorded history, women are now more likely than men to have more than one of these.


ANSWER: More than one job!





April 25, 2008


This last so long in our home that most of us will buy only one of these in the next year.


ANSWER: A jar of yellow mustard!






April 24, 2008


20 million of us will have to deal with this today.


ANSWER: A migraine headache!





April 23, 2008


According to a recent survey, this is the product we buy most with a coupon.


ANSWER: Deodorant/Antiperspirant.





April 22, 2008


The experts say that more women get into fist fights over this than anything else. 


ANSWER: Parking spots.
 





April 21, 2008


This is the biggest lie told around the office.


ANSWER: “I am in a meeting”





April 18, 2008


There are enough of these sold in the
United States each year for every person to have 40 of them during the year.


ANSWER: Doughnuts.





April 17, 2008


If you are average, 20% of this in your home goes unused.


ANSWER: The clothes in your closets.





April 16, 2008


The average guy will do this 9 times in his lifetime.


ANSWER: Quit a job.





April 15, 2008


Nearly a third of men surveyed think it's pretty cool when a woman does this.


ANSWER: Belch.





April 14, 2008


48% of adults recently polled say they've felt the need to apologize for this.


ANSWER: A messy car.





April 11, 2008


Keep a watchful eye on your co-workers; odds are 4 in 10 they’ll end up doing this.


ANSWER:  Becoming your spouse!





April 10, 2008


A recent survey found that 1 in 7 women will accept a date with a man for this reason.


ANSWER:  A free meal!





April 9, 2008    
 

For the first time since 1980, Americans are doing this less!


ANSWER:  Driving.



April 8, 2008


Research shows that if you say this to a woman, you’ll get the opposite effect of what you're looking for.


ANSWER: “RELAX!”





April 7, 2008


Nearly a third of us say we have a fear of this.


ANSWER: Our Boss!







April 4, 2008


Approximately 84,000 people in the
U.S. have THIS in common.


ANSWER:  They’re 100 years old or OLDER!





April 3, 2008


The average American man owns 15 of these.

ANSWER:  Pairs of Underwear.





April 2, 2008


If you do this today it will take you 2 seconds.  Last year it took 4 seconds to accomplish this.

ANSWER: Pump a dollars worth of gas into your vehicle!




April 1, 2008


You can save over $2000 a year simply by doing this!

ANSWER:  Packing your lunch.





March 31, 2008


This is the number 1 ability people would like to wake up with one morning.

ANSWER: To speak another language!





March 28, 2008


American adults spend the equivalent of two entire months annually doing this.

ANSWER: Watching the TV!






March 27, 2008


46% of workers do this one time at work and never do it again.

ANSWER: Record their out-going voicemail announcement!





March 26, 2008


38% of Americans, who buy one of these, never put it to use!

ANSWER: A Bathing Suit.






March 25, 2008


One in four of us are uncomfortable with this decision.

ANSWER:  We constantly pick the wrong shoe size!







March 10, 2008


According to a recent study, scientists predict that within the next 100 years these will be extinct.


ANSWER: Redheads.






March 7, 2008

You're more likely to react to emotional situations when you lose this.

ANSWER: Sleep!  




March 6, 2008


15% of us would seek revenge if this happened to us at work.

ANSWER:  If a co-worker steals our idea!




March 5, 2008

If you would like you child to grow-up financially and academically successful, raising them with THIS will increase their chances.

ANSWER: Raising them in a "neat/clean/organized" home. 



March 4, 2008


While at work, 70% of Americans think about this every day.

ANSWER: Quitting.





March 3, 2008


They may be too embarrassed to admit this but about 17 million men will do this later this afternoon.  


ANSWER: Watch Oprah.




February 29, 2008


One in twenty of us are doing this right now and it could be a bit embarrassing for you.


ANSWER: Wearing mismatched socks.



February 28, 2008

Seven out of every ten successful business men say this is the reason for their success. 

ANSWER: Their mother.





February 27, 2008


60% of men and 47% of women will do this on their next day off.


ANSWER:  Work.





February 26, 2008


The average homeowner spends three days per year doing this.

ANSWER:  Waiting for the repairman to arrive.




February 25, 2008


When buying a car, we all talk about how we want our vehicles to be easy on gas. But according to new industry research, this is what we actually choose over fuel efficiency.


ANSWER:  Cup holders and heated seats. 





February 22, 2008


If you do this in the workplace it's a really good way to boost team spirit and morale!


ANSWER: Do some swearing!





February 21, 2008


44% of American women say they won't leave home without this in their purse. 

ANSWER: Breath mints!





February 20, 2008


Six out of ten of us do this during our morning commute.


ANSWER: Flirt. 





February 19, 2008

Although it may be hard to prove, 7% of Americans have had this happen to them.

ANSWER: They've been abducted by aliens from outer space!




February 18, 2008


11% of Americans do not have this in their home.

ANSWER: Cable TV




February 15, 2008


According to new research, 17% of Americans say this is their breakfast.

ANSWER: A soft drink!




February 14, 2008


Studies suggest that if a woman wants a guy to change his mind, she's best to talk to him when he is doing THIS.
 ANSWER: Wait until he is lying down, THEN talk to him.




February 13, 2008


Tomorrow is Valentines Day, and 3 out of
5 Americans, a full 60% of us, will be buying THIS over the next day. It’s NOT FLOWERS, A CARD or CHOCOLATE!
 ANSWER: Something for their PET! 





February 12, 2008


58% of people are uncomfortable doing this at work.
 
ANSWER: Talking about politics!





February 11, 2008


Married people are more likely to participate in this activity than single, widowed, and/or divorced people.

ANSWER: Voting!
            




February 5, 2008


With just 9 days ‘til Valentine’s Day, The Morning MOO wants to give you a suggestion on what NOT to get your sweetheart!  You should NEVER give a woman fake jewelry! But it's not the worst thing. THIS is the worst thing you could give a woman on Valentine’s Day!


ANSWER: Heart-shaped box of chocolates!




February 4, 2008


We're perceived to be more important at work simply by doing this.  
 

ANSWER: Walking faster! 
 



February 1, 2008


14% of married men do this at least once a year without telling their wives.

ANSWER: Lose a bet!





January 31, 2008


In the
United States of America, it is estimated that roughly 7 million of these are thrown away everyday.


ANSWER: Pennies.




January 30, 2008


Survey says that the average one lasts about 10 hours.

ANSWER: A bad mood!





January 29, 2008


98% of cell phone owners admit to having done this.


ANSWER: Calling their phone in order to locate it after having misplaced it.




January 28, 2008


According to recent survey results, 11% of kids under 15 years old now have one of these.

ANSWER: An ATM/Debit Card!




January 25, 2008


83% of Americans agree that these really exist!

ANSWER: Soul mates.




January 24, 2008


76% of Americans have at least one of these in their home and it's home-made!


ANSWER: A list!





January 23, 2008


This bad habit grosses out 36% of co-workers.


ANSWER: Employees who walk around without their shoes.





January 22, 2008


In order to qualify as the perfect man, 21% of women said he would have to have this.

ANSWER: A mustache!




January 21, 2008

77% of Americans say this brings on feelings of depression.

ANSWER: Watching the news!




January 18, 2008

Results from a new survey conclude that Americans spend 4 times as much at the grocery store when they bring this along.   

ANSWER: Their kids!





January 17, 2008


It will take the average person just 3 seconds to decide whether or not to do this.

ANSWER: Open an email!




January 16, 2008


40% of Americans keep this in their vehicle for "emergency" situations.

ANSWER: Toilet Paper!   




January 15, 2008


8% of Americans claim they do this 3 times a year.


ANSWER: Wash their bed sheets!




January 14, 2008


According to a recent survey, if you are between 34 and 44 years old, you're probably better at doing this than most Americans.

ANSWER: Spelling!




January 11, 2008

 37% of Americans have "collected" this at some point.
 ANSWER: Unemployment insurance.




January 10, 2008

 65% of people still have one of these in their homes.
 
ANSWER: A Cassette Player!





January 9, 2008

40% of adults say they are embarrassed by this.

ANSWER: Their middle name.



January 8, 2008

 23% of us have cried as a result of this.
 ANSWER: A Bad Haircut!




January 7, 2008

 This year, sales of these in the U.S. will hit $650 million.
 ANSWER: Ringtones.





January 4, 2008

When it comes to mealtime, 79% of American's have this in common.

ANSWER: They always sit at the same place at the table.




January 3, 2008

Four out of 10 people can't dp this!

ANSWER: Touch their toes.




January 2, 2008

 Nearly 50% of people who own one of these have used it while on the toilet.
 

ANSWER: Their Laptop Computer!


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