Some women think being a bride gives
them the right to turn into a total witch. But this Bridezilla has to take the
A string of e-mails from a seriously
demanding bride, who calls herself "The Queen Bee," has gone viral.
She has got some crazy rules for her bridesmaids and it will be a true miracle
if all friendships remain intact after the wedding day. Here's what she writes:
Welcome to my bridal party. I thought
today would be a great day to start this chain, as it is officially six months
until my wedding day.
I just wanted to go over some ground
1. Weigh-ins will begin in 3 weeks. I, for one, would really
like some time after Thanksgiving to make my body forget about what it
consumed, so I thought I would give you guys some cushion room.
2. No-one can be skinner than the bride. That means Kelly and
Lizzie will be on a protein weight gainer diet exclusively until May. I will
have the nutritionist call you to discuss diet plans.
3. Bed times leading up to the wedding will be strictly enforced.
I absolutely cannot have you all have saggy, baggy eyes. I am sure you all
4. Swimwear attire: I would like everyone to wear matching
bikinis that have rhinestones on the tushie spelling out "maids,"
which brings me to my next point.
5. All bikinis leading up to the wedding must be strapless bandeaus.
I cannot have terrible tan lines in strapless dresses.
6. Sunscreen: We need to
make sure you ladies look lovely and radiant and not red and reptile like. Pack
7. Speeches: We all know
what happened at
So if you plan to make a toast, please submit it for approval and revision, no
later than 4 weeks prior to the wedding.
8. Hair cuts: If you plan
on chopping off your locks, please submit your proposed new look prior to any
actions (this applies to coloring as well).
9. Attendance: is strongly
requested at all events but I will make some exceptions on a case by case
10. Ink: Consider this a
moratorium on future tattoos until June 5th. Those of you with visible artwork
will be privately contacted with (temporary) removal instructions.
Thank you for your time and
consideration. Should everyone abide by these minor requests, I am sure we will
all have a memorable weekend.
She ends the e-mail with "Just
kidding" – but adds, "well, sorta." Which we all know
means she wasn't really kidding. (TheStir)
Just Asking ... Do you have
any wedding party/Bridezilla horror stories? Do you think it's totally
acceptable for the bride to make demands regarding personal appearance to her
bridesmaids? Why or why not?